I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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