I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
one two three fourrrrnication!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
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is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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