I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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