My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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