the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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