ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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