The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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