member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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