So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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