I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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