This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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