That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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