I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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