Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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