I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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