Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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