Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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