Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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