I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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