Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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