Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm both gender and math confused
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