gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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