This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This is my gift to your gina
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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