Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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