On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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