My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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