it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize