You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
What drink are we having for lunch?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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