I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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