I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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