Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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