at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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