the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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