There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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