So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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