finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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