if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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