We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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