i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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