p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Bring me that man meat
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Randomize
