Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes