Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.