I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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