if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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