I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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