I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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