We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake