So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.