I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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