shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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