chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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