I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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