I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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