Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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