she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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