ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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