By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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